tale as old as time
i love how i ask one favor of you

and you say you have to “think about it”

when you and i both know thatd id be there in a second for you if you needed anything anything

like you beg me to go to your mother fucking shows and get mad when i cant cause i already have fucking plans 

and i ask you to do something thatll be two hours out of your precious fucking life and its as though im asking you to go spoon feed baby antelopes in africa

glad to see youre still an asshole…..dont even know why i try anymore